Lucky Antimatter Angel- SerendipitousOracle

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Hullo, I'm SerendipitousOracle, and this is my little niche in the internet. I'm a bit of a writer, an artist, and a gamer; I prefer fiction, sketching, and both PC games and tabletop games respectively. I'm also over on tumblr with the same name, and short of anything exploding over there, I'll probably be on that blog more. Still, here I am, for better or worse.

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samarajournal:

paulichu:

adriofthedead:

zzdigital:

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like
“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”
“Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”
“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”
“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?”
“Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”