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October 07 2017

11:23

idokrasi:

genderdeath:

leftist western

first cowboy: this town ain’ big enough fer the two of us

second cowboy: then we’ll just have to work together, hand in hand, to build it bigger

first cowboy, now crying: i love you

[the cowboys are now dating]

@coffeecupthellama

10:46

twifairy:

deanwinchestologist:

most people want Morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want Michael Jones to narrate mine.
“LIKE THE PEICE OF SHIT SHE IS, AUBREY FUCKING TRIPS OVER HER OWN FUCKING FEET. WHAT IS SHE? GAVIN?”

I’m picturing them as like the little angel and devil on your shoulders making commentary about you

10:09
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09:32

nerdgul:

Go outside, look at the moon. The moons so pretty isn’t it. Yeah. Take a picture of the moon. Oh no bad picture it looks like a weird dumb speck. But the moons so pretty????
U know ur real pretty to. cameras arnt very nice sometimes. But your still pretty. Just like moon

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October 06 2017

10:46

420ferret:

penfairy:

I like to call my chickens “beasties” or “fat little monster trucks” and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as “the girls,” “the ladies” and sometimes “the dames” when he’s putting them away, like he’s a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for tea 

this post evokes such a pleasing mental image that my depression was completely cured for 5 and a half minutes

10:09

subject0mega:

About the badly translated wiki, have some fucking highlights:

The Pope Collection

Some Cool Hammer Names

Daddy

When you have good spaghetti

Just Fucking Weird

09:32

hopeful-melancholy:

well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid 

08:55
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twitchytyrant:

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

08:18
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joeldasalsa:

People might not realize how groundbreaking this is to recognize in India.

05:50
05:14

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

shysweetthing:

imhellafit-personal:

sailed-0ut:

Please don’t hesitate

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

04:37
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sexaulity:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

Damn I wanna see the next guy over

01:32

waluwadjet:

g4yr4t:

it makes me so mad that the shitty parts of the internet prey on awkward outcast children (boys), often with no real understanding of what they’re talking about, to drag them in and mold them into shitty, bigoted human beings. like we have a student who’s fourteen? fifteen? and he makes terrible, offensive jokes and memes that he flat-out does not understand and is just mimicking because he found them on the internet. he barely has a concept that gay people exist (and I know this through conversations with him), he didn’t know that “no homo” was a joke about gay people, and he recently asked annie if the holocaust really happened. not because he’s a denier or anything, but just because that’s where his level of conceptualization is at. I’m worried that he’s gonna get pulled into alt-right shit (which is especially going to hurt him because he’s autistic and not white) because he doesn’t understand what any of it means and thinks it’s just funny internet stuff. 

it makes me scared and angry. I understand that he’s causing damage to people around him, but he’s also being preyed on. as an adult, that’s a perspective that I am able to have. and as an adult, I know that he is literally a child. I hate it. 

my cousin is at this point and his father is an aggressive trump supporter to boot

at christmas he asked me about politics and we had a calm and fun discussion. he was honestly just curious and when i brought up points about lgbt+ rights or healthcare his response was often “oh really? how does that work with __? or never thought about that before!”

he was just honestly curious and was hearing ideas and facts he had never heard before and he loved it!! he just wanted to get informed on politics and the only prior sources he had had had all been super conservative. he wanted to hear all the facts before choosing his own policies!

then his dad interrupted us and started yelling at me about trump being great and to my cousin’s credit he thought it was just as embarrassing and ignorant as i did even though his dad is a big influence in his life (he’s a very overbearing father)

he picked up “trigger” jokes from the internet and i explained to him why they’re shitty and he was like “oh!!! that’s…. a real jerk move to make a joke about? sorry! i’ll make sure not to do it again”

so many of these kids are in vulnerable/curious points in their life and simultaneously getting swept up in shitty corners of the internet and i hate it it makes me sad. they are good and want to be friends with people like any other person (esp older people they look up to?) and there are people who take advantage of it

01:28

hhgggx:

new idiom: a whole other bucket of bears

when you have a different topic that needs to be discussed but it’s scary so you refuse to acknowledge it

01:07
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i wish i could draw well enough to put my surreally violent intrusive thoughts on a canvas instead of just being stuck with their frustrating mental repetition. it may not make them stop but it would at least be less chaotic and loud.

00:43

square-enix:

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

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