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June 06 2017

12:34

thenatsdorf:

Making biscuits with Gordon Ramsay.

12:08

raptorific:

I wasn’t even surprised to find out that the old ladies in Fury Road did their own wildly dangerous stunts because honestly most of the old men I know are like “I just want to wear high-waisted trousers and take a nap" but most of the old ladies I know are like “I’M NINETY THREE YEARS OLD HERE COMES THE HURRICANE”

11:43

Save Points around the US

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

California

  • save points: any in-and-out burger
  • HP: a street puddle (the ocean doesn’t count)

Washington:

  • Save Point: small organic restaurant bistros
  • HP: chew on pine needles

West:

  • Save Point: weird rock formations that don’t look like they should be that way
  • HP: an alien sighting

Colorado:

  • save point: fist-bumping anyone smoking a joint outside
  • HP: roll in the snow

Wyoming:

  • Save point: your own existential feeling of emptiness
  • HP: find another human being and caress them

Midwest:

  • Save Point: Hell is Real sign
  • HP: The Corn God, pray to him, he may listen

The Rust Belt:

  • Save points: none, make deals with local industrial God NPCs and extend your gameplay
  • HP: that goddamn pizza with too much cheese

New England:

  • Save Point: someone complaining about the weather
  • HP: physically fighting someone over the patriots  

New York City: 

  • Save Point: any subway entrance
  • HP: nearest rat. grab it with your bare hands

The South: 

  • save point: ‘Jesus Saves’ bumper sticker
  • HP: chug that sweet tea boii

Florida

  • Save Point: tourist with a sunburn
  • HP: getting bingo

Texas: if you die in Texas you die in real life

this made me laugh

11:17
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promethazines:

shyriadracnoir:

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

10:51
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10:25
10:00

kabrona:

Summer body wishlist:
- six wings
- a million eyes
- constantly on fire
- ability to scream forever

09:34
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09:08

candygarnet:

thepleasuregoblin:

“Shapeshifting, but only once” is still one of the funniest concepts to me

08:43
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hustleinatrap:

image

Amazing Taraji P. Henson about her own way to success. Powerful, emotional and inspiring.

For every soul that needs this.

08:17

look out shes got a jun!

07:51
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ruushes:

someone left a comment in their tags on my last drawing of the DA girls that just said ‘i love arm’ and ive been thinking abt it for days….. like same… i love arm too. heres some more arm sketches for you

07:25
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07:00
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outofcontextdnd:

rebel-without-a-cunt:

viralthings:

Hermit crab using a skull for a shell

Reblog if you support goth crab

Character Concept

06:34
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theycantalk:

stay calm

06:08
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crimsonclad:

♪♫♬ THERE GOES MY HERO
WATCH HIM AS HE GOES ♪♫

06:06

antifa-chaos-witch:

y'all really need to stop acting like straight people are the only ones who have unhealthy or abusive relationships

the “smug gay post about watching straight people struggle with their relationship issues, written as though gay relationships too Pure to ever be toxic or abusive” trend feels like a punch in the stomach at this point

it’s like we still feel like even acknowledging that gay relationships can be unhealthy is proving the bigots right or something

05:51

appetitusinvictus:

middle age white women are the most dangerous creatures a retail employee can encounter

05:43

acekarkat:

ways the human body is harshing my aesthetic:

  • no horns
  • no fangs
  • no pointed ears
05:17

thebootydiaries:

captainassnugget:

Here in my garage. Just bought this uh new jamborghini here.

Fun to drive up here in the hollywood hills.

get this out of my sight

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